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Hardwired Flaws
12-08-2010, 04:09 PM
Simple, see who can come up with the best Yo Mama joke.
I'll start.
Yo Mama's so dumb she sold her car for gas money.
Sublime LIME
12-12-2010, 03:56 PM
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."
Hardwired Flaws
12-12-2010, 05:18 PM
Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.
Sublime LIME
12-12-2010, 06:28 PM
Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!
Yo Mama is so ugly when she was born the doctor spanked her
and said oops wrong end
Hardwired Flaws
12-14-2010, 11:41 AM
Yo mama so fat she got Baptised at Sea World.
Yo Mama don't dance your Daddy don't rock an roll lol
Sublime LIME
12-19-2010, 11:09 PM
Yo momma so short she has to cuff her underwear.
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01-02-2011, 06:02 PM
yo momma so fat, she walked in front of the tv and i missed three commercials
Sublime LIME
01-05-2011, 05:27 PM
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.